From Project Bite Me! Scanlations: DO YOU LIKE FISH? DO YOU LIKE HOT BLOODED MAIN CHARACTERS? DO YOU LIKE RANDOMLY PLACED CANADIANS? THEN YOU'LL [cuss word]ING LOVE CRIMSONS[!!!] (Brackets indicate text that was changed from original summary. Cuss word only available on original site. Colon was replaced by three exclamation points because that kind of colon isn't funny.)